100 word story

Once there was a young, adventurous pirate captain named Schmidty Mcgee. He wanted to find a horriying yet beautiful creature called the Golden Kraken, so he rounded up a Hardy crew and went to go kill the wretched 14 million karat beast.  When they finally got there there was nothing but silence… silence… and more silence until… the gold medal monster finally showed up. The crew tried as best they could, but there were no match for the neferious, auriferous titan of the sea and almost all got slaughtered. Then Schmidty Mcgee, with one last shot from the cannon, finally killed it. Schmidty was proud but also disappointed of himself. because most of his crew died.